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MEANDERINGS OF THE MIND |
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The human brain is a marvellous thing when you
consider all the great literary works in the world originated in someone’s
brain.
My book, Meanderings of the Mind, is by no means a
work of literature.
It is however, a typical example of what can happen if
you allow your brain to get carried away with itself and its own importance.
Enjoy.
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In Store Price: $20.00
Online Price: $19.00
ISBN:
978-1-922229-18-2
Format:
Paperback
Number of pages: 108
Genre: Non
Fiction
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Author:
K.D.
Imprint: Poseidon
Publisher: Poseidon Books
Date Published: 2013
Language: English
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The author was born and raised on the Gold Coast
and attended secondary school in North Queensland. He joined the navy at
seventeen and was discharged in 1973. He then spent twelve years in sales and
marketing in Sydney before he returned to the Gold Coast with his family in
1985.
He joined the building industry in 1991
and now runs key housing construction sites for a major building company.
READ SOME SAMPLES:
I
find it fascinating, that females are forever fascinated by fashion fascinators
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I reckon a capital
letter B is just a pregnant capital letter I with big boobs.
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How come girls and women
can have Girlfriends, but boys and men cannot have Boyfriends without something
else being implied?
Even Mate now sounds
suss.
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I reckon a capital
letter Z is just a drunk straight line.
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Now, with the utmost
respect for God, and with no intention to blaspheme, I dont think He would make
a very good dinner guest, particularly if you are out to impress …
I am the president
of the United States.
Yeah well, I created
the Universe.
There is no comeback
for that
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I reckon a capital
letter Y is just a capital letter I with a split personality.
When you think about it,
all the land masses of the world are just the tops of huge underwater mountains.
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I reckon a capital
letter H is just two capital letter Is shaking hands
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Diamonds are a girls best
friend. Dogs are a mans best
friend. Cost of a decent diamond?
Couple of grand. Cost of a
decent dog? Free at the local pound.
No wonder men like dogs.
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I reckon a capital
letter R is just a well endowed capital letter I walking.
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I went to the Bank
today to check my Balance, but I lost my Balance and fell, because the Bank is
built on the Bank of a river, next to a
Bank of similar looking houses, all in a Bank of fog.
Next time I go to
check my Bank Account, I should take
into Account, that all Banks are not alike, and Bank on it.
The Bank is built beside a Bar on a Bend, so I went in and waited for the
Waiter to Wait on me. It is a good
Bar, Bar none, with Bars
on the windows.
By this time, I was
going round the Bend, and I wasnt even moving.
The Waiter looked familiar, so after losing my Balance, while going to
check my Balance, in a Bank, on a Bank, between a Bank of houses, in a Bank of
fog, built beside the best Bar with Bars, Bar none, on a Bend, I rushed home and
checked my Soap.
Didnt know the
Waiter from a bar of Soap
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Stupid friggin
language!
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The very first person
who extended his/her hand in a form of greeting must have been right handed.
If she or he was a
leftie, things would be completely different.
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